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A farmer in China has spared the life of a two-legged lamb after being inspired by its struggle to survive. Vets have told the farmer that the birth defect could be genetic or the result of chemical pollution. “He doesn’t mind,” Cui added. “He has such a friendly personality and I don’t think he even realises he’s disabled.”


omg

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh
"Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship."
Aleana hurts too (via a-sleeping-perspective)

Everything about this. Yes.

(via thedaddynacho)

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Anonymous: Happy birthday boo. Party hard!

Thank you! :)

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It’s my birthday and I’ll be fat if I want too 😄🎶 Thanks for all y’all who wished me a happy birthday ! You guys are the best, I love you😘👌 And what’s better than ending the night devouring amazing food with my amazing best friend and boyfriend, @drmylar 😊❤️ Goodnight ☺️😴